Dave: ...
Dave: [Loading thoughts to message program...]
Dave: [Running test thought...]
Dave: Banana.
Dave: [If message, "Banana" was received please proceed.]
Dave: [If not, restart.]
Dave: [Automated logging system dismounting in...]
Dave: [3.]
Dave: [2.]
Dave: [1.]
Dave: ...
Man #1: Hello. Can you understand these?
Dave: what... is this?
Man #2: Can you confirm you are comprehending these?
Dave: uhm.. y3s. what is g0ing 0n?
Man #1: You were put to sleep and had a communication device planted into your brain.
Dave: why can't i just talk?
Man #1: For our safety, it was our verdict to force your jaw shut when in such a state.
Man #1: If it wasn't obvious enough, you're very strong right now. Roughly 3 times the size of us people.
Dave: 0h. i s33.
Dave: c0uld you 3xplain why y0u did this? i am trying my hard3st to r3m3mb3r but.. i cant.
Man #2: Oh, why yes of course. ahem, I am Dr. M and the other man with me is Dr. R
Dr. M: We did this to experiement with our latest invention, the Size-O-Matic^TM and you offered yourself up to help us test this. Which is why you are sitting inside of this room right now feeling abstractally larger than normal.
Dave: 0kay. thank y0u. is it 0kay if you giv3 m3 s0m3 tim3 to pr0c3ss this? i think i n33d it.
Dr. M: Oh yes, that's perfectly fine. Take as long as you need. Would you like us to leave for now?
Dave: y3s pl3as3. thank y0u. i feel like i sh0uld m3nti0n that i hav3 a w3ird pain d0wn by my l0w3r spin3.
Dr. M: That's to be expected considering that's your center of mass and you were scaled from that point.